Accepting 3 New Clients — Q3 2026

Growth Systems Built For Brands Ad Platforms Almost Won't Touch.

Tetmide Marketing runs paid acquisition for peptide and regulated supplement brands — where one wrong claim gets an account banned. We scale spend without ever risking the account it's spent from.

Meta Business Partner Google Ads Certified 99.8% Compliance Rate
Campaign Dashboard Live · MTD
✓ COMPLIANCE PASSED
Blended ROAS
Blended CPA
£0
Attribution
0%
Growth Partners — Specialty & Regulated E-Commerce
Veloce BrandsLumina RetailAero NutritionZenith BioactiveSolas LabsApex E-Com Veloce BrandsLumina RetailAero NutritionZenith BioactiveSolas LabsApex E-Com
Our Architecture

Four Systems. One Acquisition Engine.

Each one built to survive platform review first, and convert second — because a campaign that gets suspended converts nothing.

SPEC · 01

Paid Advertising

Compliance-vetted Meta and Google setups that clear policy review without leaning on restricted claims.

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SPEC · 02

Landing Pages

Direct-response builds tuned for sub-2-second load and structured to move cold traffic to checkout.

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SPEC · 03

Email & Retention

Cart recovery and win-back flows sequenced around the realities of a specialty product lifecycle.

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SPEC · 04

Attribution & SEO

Server-side, first-party tracking that ties every campaign back to money that actually landed.

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Performance History

Numbers Pulled Straight From The Ad Accounts, Not A Pitch Deck.

Every figure below is a rolling average across active peptide and specialty accounts under management.

Avg. blended ROAS
0%
Avg. CPA reduction
£0K+
Spend deployed safely
0
Specialty brands scaled
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Peptide Marketing Specialists

The Agency Built Around The Ban, Not Around The Sale.

Where Generalist Agencies Get Accounts Flagged

Meta and Google review peptide compounds — BPC-157, TB-500, Ipamorelin, CJC-1295 — with far more scrutiny than a standard supplement SKU. One disapproved claim can end an ad account overnight. Most agencies find that out the hard way, mid-campaign.

What We Build Instead

Every account starts with a full compliance audit before spend moves. Copy is built around structural benefits, service quality, and transparent brand values — never around the restricted health claims that get accounts suspended.

How We Track What Actually Happened

Server-side Conversions API tracking ties campaign data straight to your store's backend orders, bypassing cookie loss and iOS signal decay — so the ROAS on the dashboard is the ROAS in the bank.

£650K+Managed safely
4.8×Avg. ROAS
99.8%Compliance rate
In Their Words

What Founders Say After The First 90 Days.

"Our last agency got the account flagged twice in one quarter. Tetmide Marketing rebuilt the funnel around compliant copy and we haven't had a single disapproval since."

Founder, Zenith BioactivePeptide DTC brand · UK

"The attribution alone paid for itself. We finally trust the ROAS number on the dashboard because it matches what actually lands in the account."

Operations Lead, Solas LabsSpecialty supplements · UK

"They audit before they spend a pound, not after. That order of operations is the entire reason our account is still standing."

Founder, Veloce BrandsRegulated e-commerce · UK
Common Questions

Frequently Asked

We build funnels, landing pages, and ad copy around structural features, service quality, and transparent brand values — never restricted health claims — so ad accounts stay compliant and stay live.

Primarily Meta and Google Ads, since they carry the highest-intent traffic available. We add native ad networks where they meaningfully expand acquisition without adding risk.

Server-side pixels connect directly to your store's backend order data, bypassing browser cookie loss and iOS privacy signal decay — giving 96%+ accuracy on which campaigns generated real, bankable revenue.

A compliance audit and attribution diagnosis typically take 3–5 business days, followed by a scaling roadmap built specifically around your product line and current account history.

Ready When You Are

Get The Audit Before You Spend Another Pound.

A free compliance review, attribution diagnosis, and scaling roadmap — no commitment, no generic sales call.

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