Numbers Pulled Straight From The Ad Accounts, Not A Pitch Deck.
Every figure below is a rolling average across active peptide and specialty accounts under management. No cherry-picked outliers, no best-case projections.
Current Account Benchmarks
Rolling averages across all active accounts under management. Updated monthly.
From The Accounts We Run
These are real campaigns. The brand names are anonymised at client request, but the numbers are straight from the dashboard.
BPC-157 Brand: £0 to £22K/Month in 90 Days
A UK peptide brand with a history of account flags came to us after losing their third Meta ad account. We rebuilt their entire compliance architecture, rewrote all creative around structural claims, and implemented server-side CAPI tracking before placing a single ad.
Nootropic Brand: 28% CPA Reduction in 60 Days
A nootropic supplement brand was spending £8K/month on Google Ads with a blended ROAS of 2.1×. We audited the account, restructured the keyword architecture around compliant terms, and rebuilt the landing page flow.
Email: From 8% to 34% of Total Revenue
A peptide brand with a 12,000-subscriber email list was generating only 8% of revenue from email. We rebuilt their flow architecture from scratch: welcome series, cart abandonment, win-back, and post-purchase retention sequences.
Attribution Overhaul: 40% More Reported Revenue
A peptide brand running £15K/month was seeing only 2.8× ROAS in Meta — but their bank account told a different story. We implemented server-side CAPI and discovered that iOS privacy changes were hiding 40% of their actual conversions.
Landing Page CRO: 68% Revenue Lift
A peptide brand's paid traffic was converting at 1.8% on their existing landing page. We rebuilt the page with compliance-safe direct response copy, social proof elements, and a streamlined checkout flow.
Full-Funnel Build: Scale from £3K to £25K/Month
A biohacking brand with a strong product but no digital presence came to us for a ground-up build. We ran the full stack: compliance audit, ad account setup, server-side tracking, creative production, landing pages, and email flows.
What Founders Say After The First 90 Days.
"Our last agency got the account flagged twice in one quarter. Tetmide Marketing rebuilt the funnel around compliant copy and we haven't had a single disapproval since."
"The attribution alone paid for itself. We finally trust the ROAS number on the dashboard because it matches what actually lands in the account."
"They audit before they spend a pound, not after. That order of operations is the entire reason our account is still standing."
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